Corruption is our
tradition.
We are not hiding anything.
That’s the twist.
Other parties say they will fight corruption. We are the only party honest enough to admit we are it. Founded on the principle that the system is broken and we intend to keep it that way.
We have no hidden agenda. Our agenda is the hidden agenda. Vote for us and at least you will know exactly what you are getting.
Five demands. Zero shame.
Replace board exams with FIR writing. Practical, relevant, and a skill every politician already has.
All scams listed on a portal so citizens can track where their money went — so they can appreciate the scale.
Every manifesto to include: “These promises are for inspirational purposes only.”
Leaders take a 5-year holiday abroad after winning. Funded by the public, naturally.
All parliamentary sessions on OTT with a laugh track. GDP measured in Breaking News alerts per day.
Schools to teach Case Filing 101, How to Deny on Camera, and Advanced Scapegoating.
Meet the people in charge. For now.
Join the Scam Seva Party
It costs nothing. That is all it will give you too.
What you get as a member
Absolutely nothing. But we list it out anyway, so it feels like something.
Thank you for your contribution to organised chaos.
Reach us. We may or may not respond.
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